$BUSINESS$BUSINESSNYSE · AVAX
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Investor Relations · Fiscal Year ∞

AVAXISFORBUSINESS.

We are the business. $BUSINESS, the first publicly traded memecoin.

Past performance is not indicative of anything. Nothing is.

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$BUSINESS $0.000002702/
MARKET CAP $2,702/
24H VOLUME $0.00/
SUPPLY BURNED 4.69%/
DIVIDENDS PAID $5,554 IN AVAX/
THE BOARD IS NOW IN SESSION ▲/
SYNERGY UP 12% ▲/
ALIGNMENT: STRONG ▲/
MEETINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EMAILS: 47 ▲/
SHAREHOLDER VALUE: YES ▲/
01 / The Company

A MESSAGE FROM LEADERSHIP

Our mission is to leverage synergies across the value chain in order to maximize the value of the chain of values. We remain committed to committing.

The Leadership

10,000
Interns Hired
0
Emails Answered
100%
Suit Compliance
∞
Shareholder Value
Exhibit 99.1 · Board resolutionRedacted: 100%

Aftercarefulreview,theBoardhasunanimouslyconcludedthatAVAXisforbusiness.Wearethebusiness.

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02 / Corporate History

THE PIVOT™

Internal
Only
Memo
ToAll staff, all chainsFromLeadershipDateMid-2025ReStrategic realignment

Effective immediately, AVAX is for business. Only business. All non-business activity is to be wound down, rebranded as business, or scheduled as a meeting.

Suits are now mandatory. This could not have been an email.

Leadership
Before
AVAX does many things.

A chain with many use cases. Too many, according to Leadership. Nobody could say what it was for.

Mid-2025
The pivot.

AVAX drops everything that is not business and commits to the narrative full-time. Suits become mandatory. Casual Friday is cancelled.

Expansion
AVAX opens a Solana office.

AVAX is natively available on Solana, so the stonkfun launcher added it as a pairing asset. A new branch, same dress code.

Today
$BUSINESS goes public.

The first publicly traded memecoin, paired with AVAX on Solana. 3% of every transfer is paid to shareholders in AVAX. This is business.

03 / Advancement

THE CORPORATE LADDER™

Every holder starts at the bottom. Advancement is earned through tenure, conviction, and continued suit compliance.

V
C-SuiteRank 05 · Executive
Perks: a seat on the Board, corner office (metaphorical), voting rights (advisory), reserved parking (on-chain)
≥ 1%
IV
VPRank 04 · Vice President
Perks: title on business card, ability to schedule meetings, one (1) opinion
≥ 0.5%
III
AssociateRank 03
Perks: access to the calendar, expensing privileges, a chair
≥ 0.1%
II
AnalystRank 02
Perks: a login, a spreadsheet, the beginning of hope
≥ 0.01%
I
InternRank 01 · Entry Level
Perks: unpaid, unrecognized, but technically an insider
ANY
See who sits on the Board

Promotions are announced publicly. Terminations too.

04 / Now in session

THE BOARD.

Every shareholder now has a rank on the official org chart. Hold 1% of supply and you sit on the Board. Report to the office with X to claim your seat.

Enter the boardroom →
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V
V
V
V
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C-Suite · Board of Directors
IV
IV
IV
Vice Presidents
Associates
Analysts
Interns · 17 and counting
05 / Investor Relations

SHAREHOLDER INFORMATION

Live market data
Updated 03:30 AM UTC · from the Raydium pool and stonkfun
Share price
USD, live pool price
Market cap
peak $121.4K
24h volume
traded in the last day
Liquidity
Raydium pool, graduated
Supply burned
4.69% of 1B, permanently
Dividends paid
535.7 AVAX to holders
Shareholders paid
4,304 payouts so far
Last dividend
$44.07 queued
01

Quarterly Earnings Calls

Next call: TBA. Attendance mandatory. Dial-in details disclosed to those who already know.

02

Share Buyback Program

Dev supply is retired with real Token-2022 burns, so total supply shrinks on-chain and can never be re-minted. So far 46,857,668 $BUSINESS (4.69%) is gone for good.

03

Dividends

A 3% tax on every transfer is paid straight to shareholders in AVAX. $5,554 distributed across 4,304 payouts to 378 shareholders. Hold at least $20.00 to qualify. This is business.

Treasury · Interbranch transfer

WIRE AVAX BETWEEN BRANCHES.

Solana office to Avalanche C-Chain and back. 1:1, no protocol fee, cleared in about two minutes.

Open the wire desk →
SOL
Branch
1 : 1
AVAX
HQ
06 / Careers

WE AREHIRING

10,000 Open Positions

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DRESS CODE IN EFFECT

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